i hate when your boobs itch in public wow it’s like let me try not to shove my hand down my bra i’ll just bump my boob with my arm hopefully that helps maybe no one will notice 

girls should be allowed to stick their hands down their shirts if their boobs itch

i mean guys can rearrange themselves in public

i’d like to itch my boobs and not get stared at thank you 

obama fix this

(Source: yaamazakisousuke, via sanjl)

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(Source: aphprussia, via haikyuubi)

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

(via to-catch-a-raven)

phukers:

phukers:

My ideal guy is long, tan, and handsome 

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The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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